Since we are not doing Nationals (or whatever it is called this year; I get my years confused easily these days) I'm officially going into full sowpods mode. I don't care if it burns me at club. I really do not care.

The only two tournaments I'm remotely interested in playing at the moment are both Texas and both #sowpodscollins#.

So club people, feel free to look askance. Catch me in a terrible error of continents.

Edited to add the very important clarification that several of the tournaments being planned, like Terry's HO tournament, sound really fun and great. I'm just in a British kind of mood, whatever that is.